Steven Wright Quotes on Food
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I like candy canes; they're my favorite candy. But I only like the white part.
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The other day I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli.
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There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.