4 Steven Wright Quotes on Food

Steven Wright quotes on food

52. I like candy canes; they're my favorite candy. But I only like the white part.

136. The other day I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli.

143. There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

197. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.