5 Steven Wright Quotes on Design

Steven Wright quotes on design

24. I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it... Mine's a bit different, though. Mine has a little plow that comes out and does the roads.

97. I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

164. My friend Sally is a nudist. I went over to her house. There were no doors on the closets. The walls were covered with see-through wallpaper.

167. I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

197. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.