Quote #202
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
More from Steven Wright
- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
- The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.