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4 Steven Wright Quotes on Fear

Steven Wright quotes on fear

  1. Next week I'm going to have an MRI to find out if I have claustrophobia.

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  2. When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

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  3. You know that feeling when you're leaning back in a chair, and then you lean back too far and start to fall and just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

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  4. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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