Steven Wright Quotes on Fear
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Next week I'm going to have an MRI to find out if I have claustrophobia.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
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You know that feeling when you're leaning back in a chair, and then you lean back too far and start to fall and just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?