I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say 'it was…

A true beanie should have a propellor on the top.

J'ai vraiment, un vrai bagage dans la tete. S'il y avait pour cela, comme il y a partout ici, des compagnies d'assurance, voila un ballot je ferais assurer de …

I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason; I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to …

Winona Ryder wouldn't shoplift this!