It ain't a fit night out for man or beast. (From one of his 'short' films, followed by opening the door and having snow flung in his face.)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

It was a woman drove me to drink....you know I never did thank her.

I've been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we…

It was a Sunday afternoon, wet and cheerless; and a duller spectacle this earth of ours has not to show than a rainy Sunday in London.

There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your …

April, April, Laugh thy girlish laughter; Then, the moment after, Weep thy girlish tears!