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Knights of Columbus that hurt!

— Will Ferrell

More from Will Ferrell

  1. By the Beard of Zeus.
  2. By the hammer of Thor!
  3. It's so damn hot - milk was a bad choice.
  4. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary.
  5. I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN.
  6. Agree to disagree.
  7. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
  8. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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  • misunderstanding
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