Whom does the prime minister prefer? Funky Wunkey, Shipsy, Ho, or Waa-Waa?

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I'm actually pretty athletic. I have to work out just to look fat. [1]

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root …

A lot of people were very upset, especially people in Palm Beach County, who were saying that they had accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan, which was clearly a…

You have the right to bear arms, you have the right to arm bears, what ever the hell you want to do!