9 Will Ferrell Quotes on Absurdity

Will Ferrell quotes on absurdity

4. If the moon were made of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it? ...I know I would. Heck, I'd have seconds. And then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.

10. I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly.

19. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.

33. [to Veronica Corningstone] I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.

54. [getting ready to bump Girard in a race] Hey, it's me, America! [Choom] Macchiato

64. [advertising for McCreedy Funeral Services] Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it!

74. Whom does the prime minister prefer? Funky Wunkey, Shipsy, Ho, or Waa-Waa?

82. (Sitting naked in the car). Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open?

110. (Reading a note he left on the etch-a-sketch) 'I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.'