Will Ferrell Quotes on Absurdity
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If the moon were made of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it? ...I know I would. Heck, I'd have seconds. And then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.
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I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly.
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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
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[to Veronica Corningstone] I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.
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[getting ready to bump Girard in a race] Hey, it's me, America! [Choom] Macchiato
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[advertising for McCreedy Funeral Services] Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it!
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Whom does the prime minister prefer? Funky Wunkey, Shipsy, Ho, or Waa-Waa?
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(Sitting naked in the car). Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open?
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(Reading a note he left on the etch-a-sketch) 'I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.'