D'you need a friend? Yeah, me too...

It's got three speeds!

You're my boy Blue, you're my boy

Cock, Balls

Left to ourselves, mechanistic and autonomic, we hanker for friends.

But we may go further, and affirm most truly, that it is a mere and miserable solitude to want true friends; without which the world is but a wilderness; and e…

Most men were like this - relatively unconnected, unbound, alone. But these men were particularly untrusting and ungiving, and so the bonds that held them to e…