We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth. ... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it d…

A man that don't love a Horse, there is something the matter with him. If he has no sympathy for the man that does love Horses, then there is something worse t…

The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.