A man that don't love a Horse, there is something the matter with him. If he has no sympathy for the man that does love Horses, then there is something worse the matter with him.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

So when all the yielding and objections is over, the other Senator said, 'I object to the remarks of a professional joker being put into the Congressional Reco…

Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth. ... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it d…