I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

I must warn him that he runs a very grave risk of falling into senility before he is overtaken by age.

I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going 'Ahh…

All men are equal before fish.

Camus said there is only really one serious philosophical question, which is whether or not to commit suicide. I think there are four or five serious philosoph…