His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

God is either cruel or incompetent.

Though her mien carries much more invitation than command, to behold her is an immediate check to loose behavior; to love her is a liberal education.

By the Eternal! there is a man whose form should be cast in deathless bronze and the statue placed in every college of the land. It is not book-learning young …

Let us give to our republic a fourth power with authority over the youth, the hearts of men, public spirit, habits, and republican morality. Let us establish t…