Quote #112
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
More from Woody Allen
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
- God is either cruel or incompetent.
- How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
- Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
- I am at two with nature.
- Eighty percent of success is showing up.
- I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.