Quote #131
Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.
More from Woody Allen
- Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
- It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hour…
- Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
- If my film makes one more person feel miserable, I'll feel like I've done my job.
- My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.
- If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.