Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants [sic]…

Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.

Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease is preval…

There are 2 kinds of women a man can marry. The kind that's stronger than he is, and the kind that's weaker. I've lived with both, Charlie. It's hard to live w…

There is a persistent myth that a wife has control over her husband's money because she gets to spend it. Actually, she does not have much more financial autho…

No thyng ys to man so dere As wommanys love yn gode manere. A gode womman is mannys blys.