Ambrose Bierce Quotes on Culture
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Bacchus, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
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Kilt, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen [sic] in America and Americans in Scotland.
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Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Monday, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.