Bill Bryson Quotes on Criticism

5 quotes

  1. Just down the road stood a little town, which I shall call Dullard lest the people recognize themselves and take me to court or come to my house and batter me with baseball bats.

  2. The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience.

  3. Blackpool's illuminations are nothing if not splendid, and they are not splendid.

  4. Excuse me, but I have to say this. You are more stupid than a paramecium.

  5. It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavours look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect. I don't wish to denigrate a sport that is enjoyed by millions, some of them awake and facing the right way, but it is an odd game.

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