To my delight, I find that there is a different warning on each pack of cigarettes. Mine says: 'Warning: Smoking can cause fetal damage or premature birth.' Fuck it - I've found my brand! 'Yeah, give me a carton of Low Birth Weights.' Just don't get the ones that say lung cancer, you know? Shop around, find a disease you can live with. 'What are you smoking, Dave?' 'Throat Polyps. Want one?' 'No thanks, I'll stick with my Yellow Fingernails.'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- He jokes about picking a cigarette brand based on a disease he can live with, mocking health warnings.
- In plain terms
- Choose smoking risks like choosing a flavor.
- What can you take from it?
- Satirize how people rationalize harmful habits.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Does humor help or hinder public health messages?
- How can satire be used responsibly?
Another view
May normalize smoking by treating it as a joke.
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