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Rick Astley? Have you seen this banal incubus at work? Boy, if this guy isn't heralding Satan's imminent approach to Earth, huh. 'Don't ever wanna make you cry, never wanna make you sigh...never gonna break your heart.' ...oh, I wouldn't worry about that without a dick, buddy. You got a corn nut! You got a clit! You're not even a guy! You're an AIDS germ that got off a slide! They're puttin' music to AIDS germs, they're puttin' a drum machine behind them in a metronome beat and Ted Turner's colorizing 'em, God damn it!

Bill Hicks#79

HumorMusicCriticismPop culture

About this quote

What does it mean?
He aggressively insults a musician and mocks the emotional content of his songs.
In plain terms
He calls the artist unappealing and says his songs about heartbreak are insincere.
What can you take from it?
Use harsh criticism to challenge cultural icons.

Where it applies

  • music critique
  • comedy routine
  • cultural commentary

Putting it to work

  • critique pop stars
  • challenge mainstream taste

Questions to consider

  • Does popularity affect artistic merit?
  • How do we judge sincerity in pop?

Another view

The insult is gratuitous and attacks appearance over art.

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