On the third day, when they still hadn't done anything, uh, Fidel Castro - this is not a joke! - stepped forward to offer aid. Fidel Castro had to call a news conference to say, 'Some President in this hemisphere must do something.' Now, what do you think Rush Limbaugh would have said if Bill Clinton had been President when that happened? He would have said, 'This country has been brought so low by Bill Clinton, that Fidel Castro, a Mexican, has had to come forward: And, and by the way, Mexico did send us - another not-joke - bottled water. When you are getting clean water from Mexico, you might be a red-neck President:
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