Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check : is wealthy. 'Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!'

Everybody's so busy wanting to be down with the gang. 'I'm conservative', 'I'm liberal', 'I'm conservative'. Bullshit! Be a fucking person! Lis-ten! Let it swi…

You know, the beautiful thing about the gay marriage issue is the absolute only issue that the President will answer. The President don't give a fuck, he will …

All you crazy white people 'I'm American!', all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're bett…

'Now you're looking at the world's richest man and I'm black. Kiss my black ass America! Hahaha!'

Gee Moss, imagine what God could do if he had your money

If Frank Sinatra owed you a favor, you should ask him to have one of his buddies kill Andy Williams.