'A black person would never dream of talkin to the police high; thats a waste of weed.'

'You know you'll be walking down the street and see a group of black dudes walkin. And not just any black dudes we talking, you know, thugs. And sometimes, you…

'Thats that whole police brutality thing. See thats common knowledge now. There used to be a time when only minorities really knew about that. Now I'm not sayi…

Calvin : Bitch, WacArnold's is giving me an opportunity to support my community and feel responsible for the welfare of my own environment!

A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on …

Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.

(When asked by Johnny Carson what he liked most about living in the United States versus living in Russia.) 'Warning shots. In the U.S. the police shoot in the…