'Will I still be able to traffic rocks to the community?'

(Making fun of his new white roomate) 'What's the square root of this apartment!?! AHAHAHA!'

'It was torture. Straight torture, son. First he put my nuts on a dresser. It was crazy, just my nuts. Then he banged 'em shits with a spiked bat like, 'Ba-OOO…

'Yeah, man, America wants to see us live, not work. Look at me America, look how Tron is (To the tune of of Stevie Wonder's 'Livin' For The City') livin for th…

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.

'I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.'

Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheape…