'It was torture. Straight torture, son. First he put my nuts on a dresser. It was crazy, just my nuts. Then he banged 'em shits with a spiked bat like, 'Ba-OOOOWW!!' then they sewed my asshole shut and kept feeding me and feeding me and feeding me. This all took place in the slums of Shao-Lin. It was the RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Raekwon 'Da Chef', U-God, Inspectah Deck and, of course, Method Man.'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A grotesque story about torture by Wu-Tang members is told for comedic effect.
- In plain terms
- I was tortured by rappers in a weird way.
- What can you take from it?
- Understand absurdity in horror-comedy.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Is this meant to be literal?
Another view
This is clearly an exaggerated fictional story.
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