Quote #19

I'm not paranoid. I'm not a dope. I'm not like a lot of these... paranoid dopes.

More from David Letterman

  1. I wouldn't give his troubles to a monkey on a rock.
  2. I'm not the kind of man that likes to blow his own horn, although if I could I would.
  3. I need 4 hot dogs with everything, one plain.
  4. It's cold enough to hang meat in here!
  5. I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host?
  6. New York, New York. The town so nice they named it twice.
  7. Hey, uh...ya got any gum? (Norm MacDonald playing Letterman on SNL)
  8. Now playing in selected cities-and I pray to God your city is selected.

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