Quote #20

I'm not the kind of man that likes to blow his own horn, although if I could I would.

More from David Letterman

  1. I'm not paranoid. I'm not a dope. I'm not like a lot of these... paranoid dopes.
  2. It's cold enough to hang meat in here!
  3. I wouldn't give his troubles to a monkey on a rock.
  4. New York, New York. The town so nice they named it twice.
  5. I need 4 hot dogs with everything, one plain.
  6. Now playing in selected cities-and I pray to God your city is selected.
  7. I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host?
  8. On the drums, Juan Manuel Fandango!

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