More from David Letterman

  1. Now playing in selected cities-and I pray to God your city is selected.
  2. President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval o…
  3. New York, New York. The town so nice they named it twice.
  4. President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
  5. It's cold enough to hang meat in here!
  6. Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
  7. I'm not the kind of man that likes to blow his own horn, although if I could I would.
  8. There is no Chinese word for 'Fun Fur'.

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