Quote #50
Madonna: 'You're not funny anymore, you're just a suck-up to all the guests.' Letterman: 'I can suspend that behavior tonight, if you like.'
More from David Letterman
- Letterman, during the next show's monologue: 'Do you know what I've realized? I think Madonna likes to shock people.'
- I don't think there's a man, woman or child alive who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage.
- Letterman: 'Oh, stop it! Will you stop? Ladies and gentlemen, turn down your volume. Turn down the volume immediately! She can't be stopped…
- I just love autumn in New York - watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- Letterman: 'I want to thank you folks for coming out for this run-through show. Thank you very much. This, of course, will never see the li…
- It's tax time once again, and the hookers in Times Square - god bless 'em - they're getting into the act. For an extra $50, they'll handle …
- Madonna: 'Listen, all you do is talk about my sex life on your show, so now you don't want to talk about my sex life when I'm on your show?…
- It's the Chinese 'Year of the Pig' - I'm still writing 'Year of the Monkey' on all my checks.