I'm trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.

Compromise is said to be the way of the world and yet I find myself feeling sick trying to accept what it has done to me.

What is the one thing more than any other thing that makes one person different from any other person?

...I realized that once people are broken in certain ways they can't ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never…

I have been a comedian for a long time, so forgive me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time.

No one who, like me, conjures up the most evil of those half-tamed demons that inhabit the human beast, and seeks to wrestle with them, can expect to come thro…

Most of the appearance of mirth in the world is not mirth, it is art. The wounded spirit is not seen, but walks under a disguise.