As for the brandy, 'nothing extenuate;' and the water, put nought in it malice.

He was so good he would pour rose-water on a toad.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws; and for this reason - the lawyers didn't make it.

A blessed companion is a book,-a book that fitly chosen is a life-long friend.

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