And cats leap up walls! Six foot walls, they just go: 'Fwang' (mimes cat jumping) Lands perfectly, and turn: turn: and back flip and forward flip, and dismount! They always land perfectly, they never do that sort of wobbly-gymnast : (mimes wobbling) You never see cats on a wall having a problem, do you? You never see a cat going, (mimes tentative walk) 'Fucking 'ell..! I'm not sure about this:' and a cat on the ground, going, 'Easy, Ginger! Walk it out!'

We throw sticks at dogs, that's the level we have dogs at. You'd never dream of throwing one for a cat. We throw sticks for dogs, and dogs go, 'Oh, he's droppe…

Some people say 'Oh, I wish I was a transvestite!' and I say, 'Well, if you work hard at school, maybe one day, you know: After your exams:'

You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, 'Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!' 'Cause the cat's just gonna be sitting there going,…

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

The observer is the observed.

Brer Fox, he lay low.