And thank god they died, 'cause if they had made it through, then humans - Homo Sapiens - wouldn't have made it, and everything would be different! Television would be... you know, Book of the Month club on television would be: Neanderthal presenter: 'And now we have the professer... uh... whaddayou think of this book?' Neanderthal professor: 'Wha...?' Presenter: 'What do you think of this book, in a critical way?' Professor: 'It's alright...' Presenter: 'There you have it, it's alright!'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker jokes about Neanderthals if humans survived to show modern culture would be simpler.
- In plain terms
- If Neanderthals survived human culture would be much simpler.
- What can you take from it?
- Progress sometimes complicates simple communication.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Would simple communication be better?
- What defines progress?
Another view
The humor oversimplifies human cognitive evolution.
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