3 Fred Allen Quotes on Humor

Fred Allen quotes on humor

1. I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.

7. I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

8. When I was a boy, I said, 'Daddy, take me to the zoo.' My father said, 'Son, when the zoo wants you, they'll come and get you'.