Quote #171
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More from George Carlin
- 'Meow' means 'woof' in cat.
- Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- 'No comment' is a comment.
- If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?
- Nothing is so boring as listening to someone else describe a dream.
- If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
- People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice, did you there, buddy?