George Carlin Quotes on Psychology
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It's never just a game when you're winning.
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Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff?
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Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! 'Would you look at this idiot? Take a look at this idiot right here, just creeping along : woah, look at that maniac go!'
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Nothing is so boring as listening to someone else describe a dream.