Millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the god question. Do you believe in God? No. Boom! Dead. Do you believe in God? Yes. Do you believe in my God? No. Boom! Dead. My god has a bigger dick than your god!
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A scathing critique of religious intolerance and the violence committed in the name of God.
- In plain terms
- People kill each other over different beliefs about God.
- What can you take from it?
- Recognize the destructive nature of religious dogma and conflict.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why do beliefs lead to violence?
- How can we respect faith without conflict?
Another view
It may alienate religious readers without offering nuance.
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