Quote #19
I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time.
More from George Carlin
- Millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the god question. Do you believe in God? No. Boom! Dead. Do you b…
- I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
- Catholic - which I was until I reached the age of reason.
- No matter what color you are, 'You go, girl' should probably go! Right along with 'You the man!'
- Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better tha…
- 'Happens to be.' 'He happens to be black.' Like it's a fucking accident, you know. He happens to be black? Yes, he happens to be black. Ah,…
- Some of you might be familiar with some of my more famous tips from the past. How to get rid of counterfeit money? Put it in the collection…
- No one is 'openly' black. Well, maybe James Brown. Or Louis Farrakhan. Louis Farrakhan is openly black. Colin Powell is not openly black. C…