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3 George Carlin Quotes on Judgment

George Carlin quotes on judgment

  1. I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time.

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  2. Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! 'Would you look at this idiot? Take a look at this idiot right here, just creeping along : woah, look at that maniac go!'

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  3. I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.

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