George Carlin Quotes on Crime
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They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.
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I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time.
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If Frank Sinatra owed you a favor, you should ask him to have one of his buddies kill Andy Williams.
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God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.