Shaking hands across the table means that two parties are lazy.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The quote mocks formal agreements by suggesting that shaking hands implies inaction or laziness.
- In plain terms
- Making a deal by shaking hands means no one did much work.
- What can you take from it?
- Formal gestures often mask a lack of effort.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What rituals replace actual work?
Another view
It ignores the value of trust built through formal interactions.
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