Groucho Marx Quotes on Work

5 quotes

  1. Mr. Grover [Doing an informal job interview]: What experience have you had at a department store? Wolf J. Flywheel (Groucho): I was a shoplifter for three years.

  2. There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!

  3. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

  4. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

  5. Shaking hands across the table means that two parties are lazy.

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