Quote #30
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!
More from Groucho Marx
- Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.
- You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
- Believe me, you've got to get up pretty early in the morning if you want to get out of bed.
- You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open.
- Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- OK. You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!
- Be free my friends. One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter.
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.