Quote #31
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
More from Groucho Marx
- There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!
- You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open.
- Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.
- OK. You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!
- Believe me, you've got to get up pretty early in the morning if you want to get out of bed.
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
- Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.