Quote #28

I asked a Jewish man 'Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?' He said 'Yes', and walked away.

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  2. A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
  3. He hit me among my face.
  4. Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
  5. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  6. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up-they have no holidays.
  7. You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
  8. To Dean Martin-Dean, if you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

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