Quote #10

(when walking to his dressing room) 'Fibber McGee... and Molly. Burns... And Allen. Lady and... Here's mine.'

More from Jack Benny

  1. 'Gags die, humor doesn't'
  2. I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
  3. 'Modesty is my best quality'
  4. A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
  5. 'Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces'
  6. When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it [1]
  7. 'It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.'
  8. When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here. [Places his hand on his heart]

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