Quote #9

'Gags die, humor doesn't'

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  1. 'Modesty is my best quality'
  2. (when walking to his dressing room) 'Fibber McGee... and Molly. Burns... And Allen. Lady and... Here's mine.'
  3. 'Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces'
  4. I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
  5. 'It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.'
  6. A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
  7. My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder,…
  8. When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it [1]

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