I've got a video that doesn't record the film, it just watches it and tells me what happens. 'Oh, Meryl Streep bought this farm somewhere, and she gets the clap. That's about it. I think Robert Redford gave it to her. To be honest I was flicking over to the football every five minutes, so...'

People walk up to me and say, 'You're not as big as you are on telly, are you?' Well, I don't know. How big's your fucking television?

I thought that I saw your name on a bag of bread but when I reread it, it said 'Thick Cut'.

Unlike European mustards that bring out the subtle flavours of food, English mustard makes your nose bleed.

It's important to me that I don't get trapped in the whole teen scene because I feel that you can get lost in those kind of movies, and they aren't really abou…

The first thing I ever thought of when I thought of 'Buffy: The Movie' was the little...blonde girl who goes into a dark alley and gets killed, in every horror…

I fell in love with the whole ritual. The lights going down, the curtain going up, telling a story to a large group of people in the dark. It was one of those …