Quote #43

That's the story of my life, no respect, ya know?

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  4. The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.
  5. My wife isn't too smart. She has to reach inside her bra to count to two.
  6. When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'
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