'Sorry, that was me, not Davey that made that post, I seem to have a habit of using his name to pick up girls... *cough*...'boys'...*cough cough*...

'If you really want to see some ill patty cake, you have to see Davey and I do it. And then watch us play patty cake.'

'If you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something.'

'Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed, he would be fine and I would be embedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his …

'As everyone knows, a fag is a homosexual gentleman who has just left the room.'

A nickname may be the best record of a success. That's what I call putting the face of a joke upon the body of a truth.

I was in Fyffe, Alabama last year. After the show, I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm eating, I'm alone and I'm reading a boo…